The Eurovision song contest is the epitomy of how corrupt Europe is and how Britain always gets screwed over by it's inferior and morally devoid European second cousins . Not one vote is cast in earnest, all the Balkan states pass the points around themselves (just like their children), the Baltic and Scandanavian states do the same. Spain, Portugal and Andorra all divi up the top marks as do Greece and Cyprus - and while we are at it, what the f**k is the Ukraine, Russia and those other third world post Communist sh1tholes doing in Europe anyhow?
The prize for the most ungrateful country on earth goes to Malta. Give is back our George Cross you little blemish on the landscape. I hope Global Warming causes the sea levels to rise and wipes you off the map.
Britain should automatically receive top marks from every single country in Western Europe for saving them from the Nazi Jackboot. If it wasn't for us then the 2008 Third Reich Karoke contest would consist of a bunch of skinheads singing in German, wearing Lederhosen and swinging Bratwurst around their heads.
Britain's entry should be "God Save the Queen" each year and automatically default to top spot. It is the least that those pipsqueek surrender monkeys can do for us.God created the English Channel for a reason!
Police Marksman
Some headcase with a shot gun starts blasting away at passers by, the police get called and do their job. They kill the gunman without anyone else being injured.
Instead of praising them for doing a professional job, the officers involved are immediately suspended and investigated. They then face questions from the Media when it is discovered that Mark Saunders was shot 5 times. I couldn't care less if he was shot 5 times, once or was killed by a papercut. When armed Police storm a building they fire as many times as possible until the target is no longer a threat. It's not practical to fire one bullet and wait to see if it hits, similary it is not possible to shoot to injure or disarm. The only people who believe that these are feasible options are safely secure in their North London town houses hiding behind their deadbolts and The Guardian.
We entrust the Police Force (or Service as it now known due to rebranding by the pc brigade) to do a difficult job protecting us and in return we should show our gratitude.As tragic as any death is, I am grateful that the Police did not hesitate and killed him in a hail of bullets. Mark Saunders was dead the minute he picked up a bottle of Jamesons and a Shotgun.
Instead of praising them for doing a professional job, the officers involved are immediately suspended and investigated. They then face questions from the Media when it is discovered that Mark Saunders was shot 5 times. I couldn't care less if he was shot 5 times, once or was killed by a papercut. When armed Police storm a building they fire as many times as possible until the target is no longer a threat. It's not practical to fire one bullet and wait to see if it hits, similary it is not possible to shoot to injure or disarm. The only people who believe that these are feasible options are safely secure in their North London town houses hiding behind their deadbolts and The Guardian.
We entrust the Police Force (or Service as it now known due to rebranding by the pc brigade) to do a difficult job protecting us and in return we should show our gratitude.As tragic as any death is, I am grateful that the Police did not hesitate and killed him in a hail of bullets. Mark Saunders was dead the minute he picked up a bottle of Jamesons and a Shotgun.
heather mills
What a stomach churning, gold digging, one legged Brass. Sir Paul McCartney would have been better off going to the Stratford Sauna once a day for the last 4 years. By my calculations it would have only cost him 36 grand but i doubt the girls there are as experienced as Slapper Mills.
Her constant self pitying bleating grates into peoples heads like a black and decker through the temple. If only they built a muzzle for botox addicted Arab prostitues.
It wouldn't suprise me if she sprouted horns and a tail and decided to move back to Hell rather than the US. She was skiing in the Balkans when the Yugoslavian war broke out then, when she visited India the country immediately suffered a major earthquake. She was even in New York on 9/11 and back again when an airliner crashed in the suburb of Queens a month later. Wherever she goes, misery is sure to follow.
Do us all a favour and use some of her 'wages' on buying a piece of land in Antartica (hopefully on an ice shelf that breaks off). My only reservation would be my feelings for the poor penguins
Her constant self pitying bleating grates into peoples heads like a black and decker through the temple. If only they built a muzzle for botox addicted Arab prostitues.
It wouldn't suprise me if she sprouted horns and a tail and decided to move back to Hell rather than the US. She was skiing in the Balkans when the Yugoslavian war broke out then, when she visited India the country immediately suffered a major earthquake. She was even in New York on 9/11 and back again when an airliner crashed in the suburb of Queens a month later. Wherever she goes, misery is sure to follow.
Do us all a favour and use some of her 'wages' on buying a piece of land in Antartica (hopefully on an ice shelf that breaks off). My only reservation would be my feelings for the poor penguins
Tube Strike
The RMT and the odious Comrade Bob Crow have managed to do something that Hitler could not – bring London to a standstill.
How many times is this ineffectual Government going to stand back and let ordinary members of the public suffer? Thatcher didn’t. She spent 11 years fighting the Unions and was successful in curbing their power and influence. A decade of Labour has undone all her good work.
We can’t even rely on the Mayor. There is no way he would risk damaging his red credentials by saying anything logical or applying any common sense. Why go against the habit of a lifetime?
If the ‘Great’ was still in Great Britain then we would follow the example of Ronald Reagan on 1981 when he sacked the 11,500 striking air traffic controllers. Did they ever strike again and cause misery? No they did not.I’m sorry, but if £35000 a year, a 35 hour working week and 36 days holiday isn’t enough for you, then you deserve to fester in a bed-sit with only a candle for warmth and a black and white portable TV for company. I (and the majority of the public) sincerely hope that you all get fired from your cushy job. It’s time you all woke up and appreciated your position. You push a few buttons and make a piece of machinery move – you don’t even have to steer.
Bob Crow, you should be strung up from a lamppost by the neck.
Ken Livingstone, you should be tried for treason and strapped to the front of a Bendy Bus
How many times is this ineffectual Government going to stand back and let ordinary members of the public suffer? Thatcher didn’t. She spent 11 years fighting the Unions and was successful in curbing their power and influence. A decade of Labour has undone all her good work.
We can’t even rely on the Mayor. There is no way he would risk damaging his red credentials by saying anything logical or applying any common sense. Why go against the habit of a lifetime?
If the ‘Great’ was still in Great Britain then we would follow the example of Ronald Reagan on 1981 when he sacked the 11,500 striking air traffic controllers. Did they ever strike again and cause misery? No they did not.I’m sorry, but if £35000 a year, a 35 hour working week and 36 days holiday isn’t enough for you, then you deserve to fester in a bed-sit with only a candle for warmth and a black and white portable TV for company. I (and the majority of the public) sincerely hope that you all get fired from your cushy job. It’s time you all woke up and appreciated your position. You push a few buttons and make a piece of machinery move – you don’t even have to steer.
Bob Crow, you should be strung up from a lamppost by the neck.
Ken Livingstone, you should be tried for treason and strapped to the front of a Bendy Bus
Princess Di
I wonder how many losers will turn up at Kensington Palace today to mark the 10 year anniversary of the death of the self obsessed, shameless self publicist Queen of Tarts?
Any death is a tragedy but I can think of a million other people who deserve our sympathy rather than Diana Spencer.It pains me that the British public have become some gullible and stupid as to be taken in by her manipulation. Anyone with an IQ over 25 could see that all her charity work was for her own benefit and to ensure she continued to receive the publicity that her ego craved.
How about the time when she made a mercy dash to the local hospital at 2am just to cuddle a few sick kids? Such a kind and considerate women, always thinking of others. Hang on – who’s that at the entrance to the Hospital ? It’s The Sun photographer waiting to snap her mercy visit. How did he know? I suspect that the conversation went something like this.
"Hello, Sun Newspaper"
"Hi, this is the Queen of Hearts, I’m going to cuddle a few kids so please send your photographer and take a picture of my good side – I’ll be there in 2 hours once my servants have finished doing my hair and make up"
She always had one eye on the ‘victim’ and the other on the camera lens. If a camera wasn’t there then she didn’t give a toss about anyone but herself.
This is the woman who did more to bring down the Royal Family than Oliver Cromwell, so why the outpouring of grief over someone who would have probably been charged with treason only a hundred years ago?
Any death is a tragedy but I can think of a million other people who deserve our sympathy rather than Diana Spencer.It pains me that the British public have become some gullible and stupid as to be taken in by her manipulation. Anyone with an IQ over 25 could see that all her charity work was for her own benefit and to ensure she continued to receive the publicity that her ego craved.
How about the time when she made a mercy dash to the local hospital at 2am just to cuddle a few sick kids? Such a kind and considerate women, always thinking of others. Hang on – who’s that at the entrance to the Hospital ? It’s The Sun photographer waiting to snap her mercy visit. How did he know? I suspect that the conversation went something like this.
"Hello, Sun Newspaper"
"Hi, this is the Queen of Hearts, I’m going to cuddle a few kids so please send your photographer and take a picture of my good side – I’ll be there in 2 hours once my servants have finished doing my hair and make up"
She always had one eye on the ‘victim’ and the other on the camera lens. If a camera wasn’t there then she didn’t give a toss about anyone but herself.
This is the woman who did more to bring down the Royal Family than Oliver Cromwell, so why the outpouring of grief over someone who would have probably been charged with treason only a hundred years ago?
Mandela
Am I the only one questioning why Nelson Mandela is being honoured next to truly great men such as Winston Churchill and Abraham Lincoln? Churchill saved the world from Fascist tyranny, Lincoln united America and took his country to civil war to free the slave population and Mandela….errr.. Well, he was banged up in a cell for 27 years and then presided over one of the worst economic and social downfalls of a once prosperous Nation.
During Mandela’s presidency, he spent billions on arms whilst simultaneously denying that his country had an HIV epidemic and refusing to buy life preserving drugs for his people. Crime is now through the roof in SA, the economy is free falling and inflation is rapidly rising. In ten years time, SA will be the new Zimbabwe.
Mandela has also refused to criticise Mugabe. He could have easily have exerted his influence and reigned in Mugabe if he so wished – another failing of his Presidency.
This was also the man who accused the UK of being racist against Kofi Annan because we were prepared to stand up to another tyrannical dictator in Iraq without UN sanction.This is also the man who insulted the UK Prime minister, and I quote "He is the Foreign Minister of the United States, he is no longer Prime Minister of Great Britain".
So how does the UK reward such a great ‘friend’? By wheeling out Red Ken and Gordon the Moron to unveil a statue in our Capital who then gush and fawn like a couple of 14 year olds at a Take That concert.There is only one great Nelson in Trafalgar Square and he sits on top of a column
During Mandela’s presidency, he spent billions on arms whilst simultaneously denying that his country had an HIV epidemic and refusing to buy life preserving drugs for his people. Crime is now through the roof in SA, the economy is free falling and inflation is rapidly rising. In ten years time, SA will be the new Zimbabwe.
Mandela has also refused to criticise Mugabe. He could have easily have exerted his influence and reigned in Mugabe if he so wished – another failing of his Presidency.
This was also the man who accused the UK of being racist against Kofi Annan because we were prepared to stand up to another tyrannical dictator in Iraq without UN sanction.This is also the man who insulted the UK Prime minister, and I quote "He is the Foreign Minister of the United States, he is no longer Prime Minister of Great Britain".
So how does the UK reward such a great ‘friend’? By wheeling out Red Ken and Gordon the Moron to unveil a statue in our Capital who then gush and fawn like a couple of 14 year olds at a Take That concert.There is only one great Nelson in Trafalgar Square and he sits on top of a column
Falklands Yes, Malvinas No
Margaret Beckett has to be the worst Foreign Secretary this country has ever known. 25 years on from the Falklands conflict, all she had to do was say a few words about "how it was the right thing to do" and "how we should be proud that Britain defended it's land" etc etc. What do we get? A half hearted mumble about Britains continuing regret over the deaths on both sides.
A military dictatorship invaded British sovereign land and imprisoned the majority of British civilians. Britain and the UN asked the invaders to leave and then pushed for a withdrawal through political means. Several weeks later the occupying army was still there and as a last resort our Armed Forces went to war. In engaging in this legal war, we freed the civilians, restored order to the Islands and also brought democracy to Argentina.We then sailed home with heads held high safe in the knowledge that the job was done in a professional manner.So aside from the casulties on our side, what has Britain got to regret? Let the Argentians carry the blood on their hands and let them regret. They started it, and we finished it.As the great lady said "REJOICE REJOICE" not "Regret Regret"
A military dictatorship invaded British sovereign land and imprisoned the majority of British civilians. Britain and the UN asked the invaders to leave and then pushed for a withdrawal through political means. Several weeks later the occupying army was still there and as a last resort our Armed Forces went to war. In engaging in this legal war, we freed the civilians, restored order to the Islands and also brought democracy to Argentina.We then sailed home with heads held high safe in the knowledge that the job was done in a professional manner.So aside from the casulties on our side, what has Britain got to regret? Let the Argentians carry the blood on their hands and let them regret. They started it, and we finished it.As the great lady said "REJOICE REJOICE" not "Regret Regret"
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